My son, Chris, is 10 years old. Some of the things that come out of his mouth amaze me! I've decided I'd better keep track of some of the better ones so I can perhaps use them later (like when he's an adult). So, here's today's Chris-ism:
Me: Son, Mel's coming to pick us up to go shopping. You'd better change your shorts.
Chris: Why?
Me: Those are too tight.
Chris: No they're not. What makes them too tight?
Me: They're hugging your butt.
Chris: Mom, my butt deserves to be hugged!
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He got to wear the shorts! I was lauging my ass off too hard to argue with that one!
