Monday, July 05, 2010

Chris-ism for today

My son, Chris, is 10 years old.  Some of the things that come out of his mouth amaze me!  I've decided I'd better keep track of some of the better ones so I can perhaps use them later (like when he's an adult).  So, here's today's Chris-ism:

Me:  Son, Mel's coming to pick us up to go shopping.  You'd better change your shorts.

Chris:  Why?

Me:  Those are too tight.

Chris:  No they're not.  What makes them too tight?

Me:  They're hugging your butt.

Chris:  Mom, my butt deserves to be hugged!


He got to wear the shorts!  I was lauging my ass off too hard to argue with that one!