Monday, July 05, 2010

Chris-ism for today

My son, Chris, is 10 years old.  Some of the things that come out of his mouth amaze me!  I've decided I'd better keep track of some of the better ones so I can perhaps use them later (like when he's an adult).  So, here's today's Chris-ism:

Me:  Son, Mel's coming to pick us up to go shopping.  You'd better change your shorts.

Chris:  Why?

Me:  Those are too tight.

Chris:  No they're not.  What makes them too tight?

Me:  They're hugging your butt.

Chris:  Mom, my butt deserves to be hugged!

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He got to wear the shorts!  I was lauging my ass off too hard to argue with that one!

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Anonymous said...

分享是件快樂的事!!感謝您用心的文章!! ............................................................

Anonymous said...

人生中最好的禮物就是屬於自己的一部份..................................................

建邱勳 said...

Joy often comes after sorrow, like morning after night.. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Anonymous said...

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you will not have a leg to stand on...................................................................

Anonymous said...

良好的開端,已是成功的一半。..................................................

Anonymous said...

時間就是塑造生命的材料。..................................................... ............

Anonymous said...

大肚能容,了卻人間多少事,滿腔歡喜,笑開天下古今愁。..................................................

Anonymous said...

ROFL...You just GOTTA love their way of thinking!!! LOL I wanted to THANK YOU so much for your awesome comment on my blog!!!!! I love your tip on the bottles as I use them as well....only I get the travel ones from Walmart....but as much as I hate to admit it...the mini misters give off a finer spray.....I just wish they were cheaper!!! I hope you have a very blessed day!!!

Anonymous said...

河水永遠是相同的,可是每一剎那又都是新的。........................................

孫邦柔 said...

好熱鬧喔 大家踴躍的留言 讓部落格更有活力..................................................

Anonymous said...

死亡是悲哀的,但活得不快樂更悲哀。.. ... ............................................................